ღ Brooke ღ

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Anonymous asked: My boyfriend calls me fat :(

cocaineyeezy:

Call him single

nathanieljosephruess:

am i bisexual? am i pansexual? am i gay? am i straight? well officer mostly i’m just sad

vanilla-vanitas:

omgyouarecute:

I just ate a whole cantaloupe

a model to us all

follow for more updates on my diet

swerveycorps:

vedicardi:

swerveycorps:

person: stop being weeaboo trash, anime sucks.
me:
me:
me:
me: watashi wa came to have a genki time and watashi am honestly feeling so attacked right now nya~ . 。・゚゚・(>д<)・゚゚・。

unbelievable ppl cant even make a meme right these days

watashi wa came to have a genki time and watashi am honestly feeling so attacked right now nya~ . 。・゚゚・(>д<)・゚゚・。

sempiternalink:

I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.

I just ate a whole cantaloupe

  • Them: What's your favorite book?
  • Me: ...
  • Me: Do fanfictions with over 100,000 words count?

royalradrobot:

Maybe we just make fun of things we don’t understand

fagbarbie:

*doesn’t have internet access for a week*

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averagefairy:

i temporarily fall in love with like any guy thats nice to me at all like the checkout guy at CVS told me to “stay dry” this morning bc it was raining and i thought about him for like 2 hours after that 

wingzeldacustom:

“so expensive..” i say but it’s actually not expensive i’m just broke

19-o1:

Preeaaaachhhhhh

mommy:

I’m not in the mood for anything but a nap tbh.

kinkstertime:

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

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yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

That fact isn’t very fun

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL