neptunain:

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

sageruto:

the fucking worst is when people are like “you hate people for having a different opinion than you!!!!” like im not shitting on this guy because he thinks pistachio ice cream is gross im shitting on him because he actually believes that i and people like me dont deserve basic human rights and respect and safety

askareinerbraun:

what the fuck is a dorito

tramampoline:

supercargautier:

so ssb4’s starting roster is larger than brawl’s complete roster

what the fuck? what the fuck

tetraghostfan:

*wakes up* what the fuck

kobetyrant:

IM SCREAMING OVER 500 PEOPLE REPORTED HER

citgo:

rosaparking:

GRAPES ARE DISGUSTING

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october1997:

sadvaporwavebabe:

i wish public bathrooms had litterboxes for catkins :D

imagine going into a public bathroom and seeing someone in the corner shitting in a cat litter tray

alt-j:

theopiumwars:

brbjellyfishing:

there are millions of starving kids in africa and miley cyrus has 15 chapstick egg things 

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did you seriously take the time to count exactly how many chapstick eggs she had before making this post?

counting isn’t actually as difficult and time-consuming as you would imagine

zaphendrah-knightly:

mondonger:

my friends joining my fandoms

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this is so true it hurts 

fun fact i knew this girl from camp who had a british accent but she wasn’t from england and then one day i went to her house and her parents didn’t have a british accent either so i asked her where she got it from because i was really confused and she told me her parents faked it until she was 7 because they wanted a child with a british accent

open rp

drsonic1:

greatjaggi:

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"Ah~ You must be the new security guard. I’m Foxy, you can come visit me in the pirate’s den if you ever get lonely~"

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"I heard somebody needed me?"

Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'
Me: I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.