cumberbitchen221b:

scampthecorgi:

We have no idea what he’s doing…

drinking water but in a punk rock way

cumberbitchen221b:

scampthecorgi:

We have no idea what he’s doing…

drinking water but in a punk rock way

nyooms:

eggsquad:

medicinvl-melodies:

eggsquad:

Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know

uhm no. the cat was an excuse to take pictures of all the hot guys like let’s be honest k

fuckjk shittj u got me ..,..there was a tiny kitten running around my highscoolh and the only thing I cud thunkk about is whiteboi thirst u found me out

none of these boys are actually hot and u all need to chill

fatgirlopinions:

men love “fat asses” and big titties but act like those things commonly exist naturally on thin women and they “don’t count” when accompanied by a jiggly belly and thick thighs
lol ok

suarezalex:

okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.

glowcloud:

u know when u wake up and u can’t remember ANYTHING specific about a dream that u had but u just have this vague FEELING from that dream… that fucks me up

"I love this hair of yours.”

gotitforcheap:

break up with her 

egberts:

i fuckin hate how daisy goes ”WOOHOO” when she passes u in mariokart. especially when ur like tied with her so all u hear is WOOHOO WOOHOO WOOHOO WOOHOO WOO FUCKING HOO

Do you think things will ever get back to how they were?

What You Crave vs What You Need
Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
Cookies: Freudian psychology.
Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
Ice: The sweet release of death.
Might seem like I give a fuck but nah

miunashiodome:

arigato for the memories even though they weren’t so sugoi

fstw:

shoutout to my mutuals that I don’t really talk to y’all still cool

I wish I
could be more.

But not for
you.

Fuck you.


I want to be
more
for myself.

(via bakwasbandkaro)