beyoncebeytwice:

i need more redeeming qualities my amazing sense of humor isnt getting me anywhere

sindohan:

people who say ”romantic love is what makes you human!!!!” are actually right. aromantic people are, in fact, gods in disguise, traveling in the human world to observe and study the humans and their weakpoints, in order to eventually eliminate them all and take over their world

the-real-jeff:

Never forget the REAL skeleton war

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sweethoneysunflower:

Precious orca dork  (n˘⌣˘n)

kvncause:

Homegirl on a mission

adampacmanjones:

talking and flirting with hot people is so hard cuz u gotta pretend theyre a 5 but really theyre a 13 and u gotta be chill and act like their aesthetics dont make you lose your shit on a second to second basis

futurefantastic:

zacwells:

futurefantastic:

zacwells:

How long does your ideal hug last

38-45 minutes

that’s really impractical

u said ideal, not realistic

speedgriffon:

i like candles but DON’T WORRY i am still MAN. let me prove it to you by telling you a story about HUNTING with a ton of MEN and doing MANLY THINGS

i love this MANLY candle. this MAN candle, MANDLE

 I’ll go…  after all,  I owe him one

sightless-cat:

motivational ghost buddies!

teacher: y r ur eyes red
me: allergies
teacher: yea ur allergic to that dank ass kush
me: hell yea
teacher: hell yea

jaclcfrost:

arguing with tall people like “don’t make me come up there”

kingdomheartsnyctophiliac:

Steal His Look: Sora, from Kingdom Hearts

titillatingtubist:

mulders:

I’m about to have a grand fucking time

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