I’ve met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking cactus.
Is IKEA even real
hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue
BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER
"IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!" MEN SHOUT
"NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!" WOMEN REPLY
so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make room for the release of the blood and linings of your uterus. so basically your body is going through a small and mild labor to push out the dead insides of your uterus. so basically I have gone through labor and basically I don’t want children.
why aren’t we taught this shit
playing grand theft auto
40: What is on your wrists right now?
No accessories at the moment!
41: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused/waiting for the unexpected?
42: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing?
I just got a new My Chemical Romance crew neck yesterday B)
43: Have you ever regretted kissing someone
Never done the kiss kiss with anyone
44: Have you hugged someone within the last week?
Does my mom count…
45: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?
See answer # 43
when you see someone cute but they’re straight
Ayyyyyyooooo! Gonna do a read-more for all that :D
your “aesthetic” wont save you when you’re facing the endless inferno of Hell
my aesthetic is the endless inferno of Hell
whenever someone sends me something with exclamation marks i have to reply with even more exclamation marks. i must win.
i am like a hexagon
all my hecks r gone
my chinese students really love english profanity because they dont get in trouble for it
i try to just ignore it so they don’t get a reaction and keep using it
but today during a creative writing exercise, a character was arguing with a dragon, and the kids needed to decide what the character would yell
this one kid raises his hand and calmly submits his suggestion of “f*ck you, you foolish dragon motherf*cker”
i dont know its just
its difficult not to react to that